Welcome

April 16th, 2007

Welcome to the official blog for Black Dog Writing & Editing Services (affectionately known as the “Black Dog Blog”). This forum is intended as a place for me to post various short, informal writings that do not merit full article status (such more formal compositions may be found in my Writing Samples section). The topics for discussion include: anything that interests me. In other words, the next post could be about almost anything! No doubt some of the topics will surprise you; some may even bore you. I welcome, however, any constructive input that you may have. So, enjoy, and feel free to participate!

(Side note: any use of the serial comma, excepting cases where such use is for mitigation of any ambiguity, shall lead to immediate blacklisting of the individual committing the heinous infraction.)

(Another side note: Only kidding!)

The Jesus Tomb

April 16th, 2007

I recently served as editor for a new book on the so-called “Jesus family tomb” controversy. Of course I am biased, having been heavily involved in the project, but I would recommend the book to anyone, Christian or otherwise, who is interested in looking more closely at whether a historical archaeological find has been uncovered.

I would love to get into a little philosophical analysis of James Cameron’s foreword to The Jesus Family Tomb, but I think that should be left for another time - or not at all. The book for which I served as editor deals with certain aspects of Cameron’s opinions, but actually looking at them for their presuppositional content would make for a book by itself. Anyhow, I think that this new book, The Jesus Tomb: Is It Fact or Fiction? Scholars Chime In by Don Sausa, is a worthwhile read, and I highly recommend it.

You tell me

April 16th, 2007

As most folks who follow the news now know, there was a particularly bloody shooting rampage this morning at my alma mater, Virginia Tech. To be sure, this is a tragic event, and I know that there are going to be many grieving friends and family members as a result.

In an article over a year ago in the Roanoke Times, a Virginia Tech spokesman made a statement about the rejection of a then recent bill by the Virginia General Assembly. This bill would have allowed those who possess concealed carry permits to carry handguns on campus. I leave it to my readers to judge the merits of this statement.

“Virginia Tech spokesman Larry Hincker was happy to hear the bill was defeated. ‘I’m sure the university community is appreciative of the General Assembly’s actions because this will help parents, students, faculty and visitors feel safe on our campus.’”

The only comment I will make is a much-ignored logical truism: Criminals do not obey the law.

(On a side note: the Roanoke Times, in this piece, does not use the serial comma.)

My other job

April 19th, 2007

When I’m not hard at work writing some of the finest compositions (and leaving out the serial commas), I’m hard at work at my other job.

Jeff's other job

Project possibility

May 3rd, 2007

I have been mulling over several potential ideas for books that I might write in the near future. The suggestion has been raised by a (much appreciated) client that I should write a response to The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. Of course, there are a number of responses that have already been written, and, were I to undertake such a task, I would also feel the need to consult these other tomes. I do not recognize any of the authors of the responses already written, so I am not sure of what might be contained in these responses. I generally have no sympathy for evidentialist or Thomistic arguments for the existence of God. I see no need to attempt to marshall endless evidential strikes against an opponent when only a presuppositional dagger in the heart will do. I have yet to hear how any atheist can break into the epistemological-metaphysical circle without knowing everything.

Anyhow, I have temporarily shelved that idea, although I have not completely put it out of my mind. Another book that I am interested in writing involves the topic of education, about which I am exceedingly passionate. I have read a number of books detailing the history of education (specifically, government schools) in the United States, and my own experiences through government school, private school, college and graduate school (along with interaction with a large number of home schoolers) has given me a certain perspective on the subject that I think could be valuable to readers. One of my key points would be in the financial realm: how does one respond to the gratuitous costs associated with institutionalized schooling? Those who know me already know my answer to this one. Anyhow, we shall see about this.

Trampling the poor

May 4th, 2007

During a trip to the grocery store yesterday, I was, as usual, highly annoyed by the little bite that the state of Virginia takes every time I try to get what I need to sustain my very life. I also thought it quite amusing when, some time ago, I heard some sniveling politician say that the state budget did not allow for a cut in the food tax.

Right.

The state budget, with its incomprehensible level of waste and monetary mismanagement, must still literally take food out of the mouths of the poor? Disgusting. Utterly disgusting.

As someone who is counting every penny right now, the extra few bucks of tax that is piled onto my food bill (forget the ridiculous amount taken out of what I earn, before more is taken when I try to buy some grub for dinner) makes a significant dent in my budget. Pray tell, how many of these kinds of shenanigans are done in the name of the poor?

I believe that the state motto of Virginia, sic semper tyrannis, “Thus always to tyrants,” is quite backward. The grand blue state flag of Virginia, which bears a central emblem with a picture of a triumphant-looking man with his heel on the neck of another man, deserves a rather different motto: sic semper populus, “Thus always to the people.”

Ambiguity and the serial comma

May 9th, 2007

One of the stronger arguments for the use of the serial comma is that its omission can lead to ambiguity. Consider, for example, the following sentence:

“He enjoys eating potatoes, tomatoes, peppers and onions and peas and carrots.”

In this case, it is arguable that the use of the serial comma can reduce ambiguity.

“He enjoys eating potatoes, tomatoes, peppers and onions, and peas and carrots.”

Perhaps this is considered a reduction in ambiguity, or perhaps it is just a smoother flow, breaking up the numerous instances of ‘and,’ and possibly eliminating the need for re-reading the text. (Yes, I used a comma where the serial comma is usually placed, but, if I may split hairs, the comma is used in obedience to a different rule: “Use a comma to separate similar or identical words standing next to each other, even when the sense of continuity does not seem to require it.” [Margaret Shertzer, The Elements of Grammar.]) I am not always convinced by these kinds of arguments, however, as ambiguity probably more often results from an assumption that the serial comma is supposed to be there.

Perhaps the most amusing case of this supposed ambiguity is found on a particular website about writing, which I will not name here. The sentence, which I have modified slightly, is the following:

“Bill left his money to his three children: Paul, John and Tim.”

The (rather laughable) argument was made that without the serial comma, the reader might think that the money was not split equally among the children! Ah, egalitarianism. What, pray tell, about the sentence above (even if it does include the serial comma!) gives the remotest idea that the money is necessarily split equally? Of course, it could be said that I have chosen a bit of an easy target on this one, as further bogus arguments were propounded along the same lines on this particular website.

A rule in the before-mentioned book, The Elements of Grammar, explicitly states that ambiguity is a reason for comma use:

“Use a comma to set off words, phrases, [sic] and clauses that would otherwise be unclear.”

(Yes, I am being somewhat facetious with the use of sic.) Given that a rule covering ambiguity and comma use already exists (at least according to one author, who, incidentally, uses and supports the serial comma), what is the need to add a rule when ambiguous cases have already been treated? That is to say, why generalize from a few ambiguous cases to all cases? This could possibly be understood if most cases were ambiguous, but this is hardly true.

This leads me to another argument that really annoys me: “That’s the rule of English.” This particular argument, which is to be read with a sense of “that’s the eternal rule of English,” can be embarrassed in so many ways that another post in this blog is needed to adequately deal with it. As such, I will not go into detail on this one now. Nevertheless, when I do treat this particular argument, I may name some names. We shall see.

Suffice it to say by way of conclusion, I do not believe that the argument from ambiguity is sufficient to establish the universal use of serial commas. I am still trying to keep an open mind on this matter, however, all jesting aside!

Ron Paul

May 19th, 2007

Whether or not he wins the presidential election in 2008, or even the Republican primary for that matter, Dr. Ron Paul is a man I can support. It’s nice to hear from a politician who doesn’t spout the kind of condescending “you idiot Americans need us (and we need more of your money)” garbage that so often comes out of Washington. It is also nice to be able to say that he actually could make an honest living if he was voted out of office tomorrow. Unlike virtually everyone else in that God-forsaken city, I can, in good conscience, call Representative Paul a leader. Go, Dr. Paul!

(Check out this great video at YouTube.)

Wilson vs. Hitchens

May 25th, 2007

Christianity Today has been hosting a written debate between atheist (not ‘athiest,’ a spelling I see far too often to write off as merely a typographical error) Christopher Hitchens and pastor/theologian Doug Wilson. (Hitchens is not more ‘athy’ than Wilson.) This debate has been stunning to me for one reason: Hitchens does not even pretend to answer Wilson’s repeated calls for a justification for objective moral pronouncements.

(As an editorial note, the attempts of many atheists to answer this challenge by defining the word ‘moral,’ rather than giving a justification for objective moral principles, is entirely insufficient. In other words, it is not enough to simply define ‘good’ as that which brings the most happiness to the greatest number of people (i.e., utilitarianism). It is also necessary to show how or why this definition is objective - i.e., that it applies to everyone, in spite of their personal choices. To do anything short of this is to bastardize the word ‘good.’ In such a case, one who says “X is good, Y is evil” is merely announcing that he or she likes X and doesn’t like Y.)

Am I concerned that Hitchens will come back like Rocky for a final-round knock-out? No. I do wonder, however, why one who publishes a popular book proclaiming the evils of religion (a phrase about as descriptive as “the evils of human action”) is so loathe to answer such a basic and fundamental question as “Says who?” It is a bit disappointing to see that Hitchens’ book is ranked so highly in places like Amazon.com, unless I am to assume that people have purchased it for either to enjoy his supposed writing prowess or to get a lesson in bad reasoning (in some cases, at least - I’m sure Hitchens has some good points in the book). This is must be an indication that government schools are doing a good job of dulling people to the point that they’ll believe just about any fantasy that they are fed, so long as it contains the right key words.

Morality is a distinctly personal concept. Obviously, children know this better than high-browed atheists who like to beat people over the head with that tiresome word ‘reason’ (by which they mean, “my beliefs” or “the way I think”). Children are very quick to ask, “Says who?” whenever told what to do by a peer. Those particularly brave souls who have the courage of their convictions will even utter such blasphemy in the face of teachers and parents. Indeed, “Says who?

The arrogance of (some) physicists

May 28th, 2007

My undergraduate degree is in physics, and, to a large extent, my work in graduate school was in the area of physics, although it was called “electrical engineering.” I was, more or less, on the physics side of engineering. As such, I have had various experiences with physicists, both in person and by way of written or otherwise recorded information.

I felt driven out of the realm of pure physics for several reasons, two of which involved my future prospects in the field. I felt that, if I were to stay in physics, my job possibilities would be highly limited, and I also felt that most of the ‘action’ in physics revolved around the study of fundamental particles, which, even at the time, I recognized as being far more philosophical a pursuit than many a physicist would care to admit. My third main reason for leaving the field proper, however, was the arrogance of many of the physicists that I met. In fact, it was arrogance combined with subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) hypocrisy.

I would, first of all, say that physics is an interesting subject, and its study by numerous individuals has led to a number of remarkable discoveries and technologies (none of which are pure blessings, if I may give a little nod to Neil Postman). That being said, physicists are walking, talking examples of why a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A little bit of success by way of theorization and experimentation leads many physicists to posit themselves as gods - except, of course, when confronted with the philosophical implications of their theorizing. At such a point, they throw up a smoke screen with the “we’re physicists, not philosophers” tripe. (Yes, I have actually heard a physicist say just those words.) Good philosophers they are certainly not (in most cases), but they are indeed philosophers. Anyone who can talk about some of the more arcane aspects of quantum theory and still, with a straight face, declare themselves to be immune from philosophical considerations is either a liar or a schizophrenic (or both).

To present a case in point, consider the late Dr. Richard P. Feynman. Feynman was a well-known physicist who, to this day, leaves behind a legacy of influential accomplishments. I do not doubt that Dr. Feynman was a smart man; I have no doubt he was quite a bit smarter than the present author. Nevertheless, from what I can tell, he was not possessed of reason when it came to the implications of his theories.

Feynman was a major contributor to the theory of quantum electrodynamics (QED), which deals with electromagnetic radiation (light), the behavior of electrons and other associated phenomena. In a particular lecture, Feynman extolled the success of the theory in predicting certain experimental results (although, I could raise some philosophical objections to this, but that is another subject), and even went on to say that QED could, theoretically, account for the behavior of men. That is to say, how people act and how they think is determined by the behavior of the particles that compose them. The behavior of these particles is, in turn, controlled by the forces that act upon them, as described by QED (along with gravitation, as described by general relativity, and the strong nuclear force, as described by quantum chromodynamics). Therefore, if there was a sufficiently powerful computer that was able to calculate the behavior of a virtually infinite number of particles as they interacted through time and space, that computer could and should, theoretically, explain (or predict, presumably) human thought and behavior.

The materialistic metaphysic of such a statement is quite evident. One question comes to mind, however: if, as Feynman says, human thought is nothing more than the end product of forces acting on particles (or, to put it another way, “matter in motion”), then one must ask why we should trust Feynman’s statements about anything. After all, what goes on in Feynman’s grey matter is the product of matter in motion, and there is no reason (within the materialistic framework) to think that Feynman has any freedom whatsoever to think in any manner not determined by the action of the particles in his skull (and, perhaps, to a lesser extent by the particles outside his skull). Yes, Feynman extols QED. He cannot help but extol QED, because that is how the particles that compose his body happen to be moving at that particular time. Feynman is, thus, no more than a puppet, whose mouth moves and produces sound waves and such that may impinge upon the ears of others. What does this have to do with reality, though?

Alternatively, look at it another way. Consider Feynman, a proponent of QED, and Smith, a skeptic of QED. To say that what goes on in Feynman’s head corresponds to truth and that what goes on in Smith’s head corresponds to falsity is to say that one arrangement of particles corresponds to truth and one to falsity. Such is nonsense, however, in a materialistic framework. ‘Truth’ is not a characteristic of particles, no matter their configuration. As a result, to speak of Feynman presenting truth is to speak in a manner that, from a materialistic perspective, would be entirely nonsensical. As a result, since truth (along with all concepts, since they are immaterial) is destroyed, logic is destroyed. Thus, materialism cannot support itself, and is shown to be self-refuting.

In light of such a devastating refutation of materialism, I believe that I am quite justified in my statement that physicists often combine arrogance (”my theory explains everything”) and hypocrisy (”I don’t need to answer such metaphysical nonsense”). This is quite unfortunate, but an expected consequence, in many ways. A little knowledge is, indeed, a dangerous thing.